Burning Bridges to Light the Way
Out now. Burning Bridges to Light the Way features all new, never before published content from the author of The Internet is a Playground.
Buy your own television, Derek
You’re not the boss of GoFundMe campaigns. I’m allowed to raise money for whatever the fuck I want.
Ten Stupid Questions
Any remaining Interview time, that would otherwise be wasted on chatting, can be spent sitting quietly avoiding eye contact.
I opened the door and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not too busy you could make a poster for me.
That’s not how it works
I’m not sure how to make this any clearer. You do not have permission to promote your book in B&N stores or interact with B&N customers in any